Boyfriend getting me first hundred or so episodes of Naruto on DVD for my 21st. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS MAN?????

Honestly, I just want Sakura to step in and be all like “you know what Sasuke? I have wasted so many years of my life being in love with you, trying to support you where I can (yeah, I tried to kill you that one time, but whatever) and now you’re threatening to go off a kill the woman who has not only inspired me, but trained me to become a strong and independent women who doesn’t totally didn’t need saving by your selfish ass earlier and seriously can you BE ANY MORE OF A DICK? I HAVE LOST A BEST FRIEND OVER YOU AND ALLLLLLLLLLLL SASUKE EVER THINKS ABOUT ARE SASUKE’S LITTLE PLANS THAT HE NEVER CONSULTS WITH ANYONE ABOUT. WELL FUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOU SASUKE. I’M OVER THIS SHIT” *chakra enhanced punches him in face and look Sasuke is a dick arc is over now let’s get to the ship-happy section of the manga where hopefully all of my ships will be sailed”

fazcination:

this has most likely been posted already but i don’t care i can’t stop laughing

dempotatostuff:

Fuck you Sasuke. I hate you now 😭

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momunofu:

instead of “bro” just say “onii-chan”

you’re looking fucking jacked, onii-chan

I don’t know what just happened.

My older brother (who has bipolar) was having a fit and I’m home alone with him (keep in mind he was kicked out of home ages ago due to violent tendencies). I was getting really scared and stuff and I tried to calm him down. 

It just escalated so I said “look, I’m going to call nanna but if you don’t stop I’ll call the police because you really need to get out of here and that’s the only way it appears you will”.

I started calling nanna, making it very obvious I was only calling her at this stage when he grabbed me and started trying to taking my phone off me. Anyway, lo and behold I now have some lovely bruises and am basically rather distressed and don’t know what to do because I have never actually been attacked by him like that before. Like, he’s threatened to kill me heaps of times, but he’s never hit me.

I really feel like I should call work and say I can’t come in tonight but I don’t know what excuse I would give because being sick requires a sick note and stuff and I feel like I could have handled this better but at the same time I know it’s not my fault.


Anonymous inquired:
*HUGS YOU REAL TIGHT* WOULD YOU PLEASE SEND THIS TO THE FIRST TEN PEOPLE ON YOUR DASH TO KEEP IT GOING? MAKE SOMEONES DAY WITH A HUG! <3

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“You’re drunk in a bathtub
with a red cup full of Birthday Cake flavored vodka
wearing a headdress
made of neon Dollar Store chicken feathers.
You’re half naked in a grassy field
with drugstore lipstick smeared under your eyes
dropping acid
and wearing moccasins from Urban Outfitters.
You can’t wait for Coachella
so you can finally smoke a peace pipe in a tepee
and find your Spirit Animal.
You think Native American culture is so beautiful
and clumsily show it with your
hashtags on tumblr and Instagram.
But when actual Indigenous people tell you that
Gypsy, Squaw and Red Injun are all racist slurs
Headdresses are sacred
and war paint on your white face is insulting
You say
“I’m just appreciating your beautiful culture!
I’m 1/16th Cherokee.”
Ignoring the fact that running around
naked in the woods on shrooms
will not connect you with any tribe
and that your great great great great grandmother
along with the rest of the Cherokee people
never wore headdresses."
"1/16th Cherokee" by sumblr  (via perfect)

(Source: ursulamisandress)

“You’re drunk in a bathtub
with a red cup full of Birthday Cake flavored vodka
wearing a headdress
made of neon Dollar Store chicken feathers.
You’re half naked in a grassy field
with drugstore lipstick smeared under your eyes
dropping acid
and wearing moccasins from Urban Outfitters.
You can’t wait for Coachella
so you can finally smoke a peace pipe in a tepee
and find your Spirit Animal.
You think Native American culture is so beautiful
and clumsily show it with your
hashtags on tumblr and Instagram.
But when actual Indigenous people tell you that
Gypsy, Squaw and Red Injun are all racist slurs
Headdresses are sacred
and war paint on your white face is insulting
You say
“I’m just appreciating your beautiful culture!
I’m 1/16th Cherokee.”
Ignoring the fact that running around
naked in the woods on shrooms
will not connect you with any tribe
and that your great great great great grandmother
along with the rest of the Cherokee people
never wore headdresses."
"1/16th Cherokee" by sumblr  (via perfect)

(Source: ursulamisandress)

irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

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seasaltinecrackers:

human versions of the lion king where everyone is white

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thereal-noah:

What

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