seasaltinecrackers:

human versions of the lion king where everyone is white

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thereal-noah:

What

(Source: shemolaxing)

askgeorgebush:

askgeorgebush:

askgeorgebush:

i changed my name on tf2 to ‘Gamer Girl’ and im immediately being messaged by people ?????????? ?????????????

after being badgered for 2 minutes i was then banned from a server for ‘begging for items’. Only thing I ever said was ‘what’

just a quick update i am now extorting pre-teen boys for hats
more on this at 11

(Source: askgeorgebush)

mountains-i-could-move:

heyfunniest:

basically, yes.

I’ve been laughing at this for ten minutes 

(Source: pottergenes)

morganapendragons:

harry potter graphics battle: morganapendragons vs. hermiionegrangers

—topic: character development


Anonymous inquired:
What did Dumbledore do that makes him a bad person? It's been a while since I've read the series and I'm curious.

apriki:

Dumbledore is literally the scum between my toes

  • LEAVES A 1YO CHILD ON A DOORSTEP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT LIKE ‘OH NVM THEYLL FIND HIM IN THE MORNING LOL’
  • knows good and well how the dursleys are abusing and neglecting harry and just LETS THE SITUATION CONTINUE even though we see in the fifth book that he has the power to stop it (the ‘remember my last letter’). he lets harry be LOCKED UP IN A CUPBOARD and abused for ten years both because of the ””protection”’ privet dr has for harry (don’t worry, it’s only at the cost of his emotional and mental wellbeing, it’s all good) and because he WANTS harry to fall in love with the wizarding world, like voldemort did, like snape did, because it will make him easier to manipulate
  • GROOMS HARRY TO BECOME A PERSON WHO WILL WILLINGLY DIE FOR ””’THE GREATER GOOD””
  • PURPOSEFULLY WITHOLDS INFORMATION FROM HARRY AND KEEPS HIM UNINFORMED SO HE’LL DO WHAT DUMBLEDORE WANTS WHEN DUMBLEDORE WANTS HIM TO DO IT
  • tells harry in ootp that he kept the truth from him because HE ACCIDENTALLY ENDED UP CARING ABOUT HARRY. LIKE OH HERE’S THE KID I’VE BEEN PLANNING TO KILL AND HAVE LET LIVE A MISERABLE LOVELESS LIFE IN ORDER TO RIGHT THE WRONG OF THE OTHER BOY I FEEL LIKE I LET DOWN AND I ACCIDENTALLY REALISED HE’S A HUMAN BEING WELL FUCK
  • told arabella figg she couldn’t be nice to harry when he went to her house? like what the FUCK?
  • after all his lectures and ”’wisdom”’ STILL GOES AFTER THE HALLOWS HIMSELF BECAUSE HE WANTS THE POWER
  • literally told harry the only reason he didn’t make him a prefect was because he didn’t want people to think he ””plays favourites”” like he didn’t last minute give gryffindor the house cup like four fuckin years in a row because of harry
  • KNEW HE WAS GOING TO DIE AND DIDN’T TELL/PREPARE HARRY FOR THE EMOTIONAL DEVASTATION OF LOSING ANOTHER/HIS LAST FATHER FIGURE AND EVEN MADE HARRY WATCH HIM DIE
  • locked sirius up AFTER HE HAD SPENT TWELVE YEARS IN PRISON in the house where he was ABUSED AS A CHILD AND MADE TO FEEL OUTCAST AND UNLOVED and pretty much exacerbated sirius’ arrested development and feeling of worthlessness because he’s dumbledore and dumbledore knows best
  • LET SNAPE TEACH AT HOGWARTS FOR 15+ YEARS DESPITE KNOWING FULL WELL HOW HE TREATED STUDENTS JUST BECAUSE HE WANTED TO KEEP HIM CLOSE
  • HE IS IN A POSITION OF POWER - ARGUABLY THE POSITION OF POWER - AND USES IT TO MANIPULATE AND EMOTIONALLY TRAUMATISE HARRY AND BATTER HIM INTO A WEAPON TO USE AGAINST VOLDEMORT AT THE COST OF HARRY’S FUCKING CHILDHOOD

and this is NEVER ADDRESSED in the books. Dumbledore is never seen as anything but a wise and noble father figure to Harry. HARRY NAMES HIS SON AFTER THIS MAN WHO MANIPULATED HIM AND LITERALLY WALKED HIM INTO THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE. FUCK dumbledore.

Whyyyyyyy should they be expecting me to make mature decisions and such - I work in fast food…what is with all this bullcrud about me working ‘permanent part-time, minimum 25 hours, doing a traineeship on the side’. IT’S FAST FOOD. STOP TRYING TO GLAMOURISE IT. 

girlsbydaylight:

OH NO HE’S HOT.

OH NO SHE’S HOT.

OH NO THEY’RE BOTH HOT.

My job should not be this stressful and all-consuming. I really need to stop working so many nights as well and accepting other shifts I really shouldn’t do. I need to have more fore-sight and maturity in getting shifts. I am making myself sick trying to work shifts I physically and emotionally cannot do.

edit - oh look, manager - can you work tonight? me - I don’t think so, need more time off really sick. manager - you should actually call the store then instead of leaving it so last minute. me - fine, I’ll work tonight then.

I’M REALLY SICK. WHAT AM I DOING?????????????

straightoutthejungle:

azealia banks is a great rapper but no one knows. why? because she’s only being known for her internet beef rather than her actual music. on top of that she honestly does not have the right people/record label behind her to help in the direction she wants to go in…

tylerchokely:

What kind of airline promotes this

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

isabelthespy:

spitefulbitch:

the stupidest thing in the entire harry potter series was when they go down to the slytherin dormitory and it’s all dark and slimy and freezing and shit. as if lucius malfoy would let his son live in squalor like that. the house with the highest concentration of spoiled purebloods are happy to live under the goddamn lake? no.

wow this is the #1 best harry potter criticism i have ever read

stickiebun13:

kharissaismaple:

macaroni-and-moths:

GOOD LORD THIS IS PERFECTION

tHIS IS PERFECT I’M CRYING I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO PROUD OF MY NATION

I’m sorry, This is like, the only Hetalia post I can’t not reblog when I see it on my dash…

(Source: kaarsis)