Day 3 - Favourite team

And now back to pleasant things - InoShikaCho (Team 10)

Best team chemistry ever. Like, that’s their whole thing - generations of having good chemistry. They are all excellent characters in their own rights, but together they have this amazing friendship which extends to the battlefield, where they will give it their all to never let another one of their team members down. I think out of all of the Konoha 11 they have the best relationship with each other from day one and I really appreciate that :) 



7 Signs You’re Becoming an Adult…

This is SO fucking true

I am going to start telling every single person who I see cross-post that they are being rude and disrespectful and why until this stops being a thing.

I’ve had a crap day at work and all I want to do is scroll through a shipping tag on Tumblr and look at nice art works and read fics by other fans…but no - you all have to be fucking immature and post your really rather insulting rants in allll the tags because the millions of Naruto fans must all agree with you. Grow up people - I’m talking to the people that ship the same things as me as well btw - post stuff with ‘anti-’ but stop fucking posting your rude-ass comments in my tags because I don’t do it to you (when I want to rant about a shipping I don’t understand, I don’t tag it, that way me and probably 1 of my followers are the only ones who have to see it because I understand that sure I might think certain ships are gross and creepy but it’s not up to me to decide what you’re into because I’m into my own gross and creepy shit). 

Have some respect for other people you twats

Debating as to whether or not to call boyfriend home early from work because I think I genuinely need to be looked after

Come home for first time since Friday morning. Find house smelling of weed, extremely dirty, mountains of dishes, little brother at work, random girl he’s hooking up with lounging around in underwear. Crack the shit. Take her on tour of all the rooms in my house she gets to clean up. Feel tired from work and being sick, go nap after posting small rant on Tumblr. yes

Why do you people have to make everything about race???
Long answer: White Europeans decided to colonize the rest of the world. They enslaved, massacred, segregated, displaced, tortured, disenfranchised, and raped other racial groups. They stole land, resources, and art. They put other races in zoos and death camps. They destroyed written and pictorial history. They suppressed the religions of other races. They dehumanized us. They refused to teach the history of these atrocities in their schools. They refused to acknowledge the achievements of other races. They used the theory of their racial superiority as their excuse. All social institutions reflect this history. All affected racial groups are still feeling the aftereffects of this. So it tends to come up a lot.
Short answer: Please shut up.




Anime Sharks are my favorite fucking thing in the world.

This is stupid.

don’t be such a tsundere 

(Source: thehec)

Day 2 - Favourite Female Character

Sakura Haruno

I decided to gif this from now on because gifs are funner than screenshots. Look at her being awesome.

I love Sakura. I feel like she can quite often be one of the most well rounded characters in Naruto and I feel that the fact that she cries to show her emotions is a strength, not a weakness. More characters should cry - go, cry. I’ll be here waiting. So will Sakura - because she cares about others and she isn’t afraid to show it. She just has so many badass moments and she definitely has one of my favourite fights in the entire series. I love watching any Sakura fights because she doesn’t just attack, she evades, she analyses. She’s intelligent, she’s strong as hell, she has amazing chakra control, she’s getting heaps prettier throughout the series as Kishimoto slowly figures out how to draw females, she draws her strength from her own determination to constantly better herself, and sure she may not be one of Konoha’s famed geniuses, or have huge amounts of chakra or some kind of awesome kekkai genkai, but she’ll kick anybody’s butt anyday. 

So SasuSaku was my first ship in Naruto…but I need to say that I no longer ship it. I’ve been truly straying away from it for the past ten chapters, so although today hurt a little, it was something I was expecting to happen by now. I’m not sure who Sakura will end up with now (I like KakaSaku as a fanon pairing but there is like 0.001% of that legit happening) but I’m going to protect my shipper heart for now and just let her do her own thing and not genuinely ship her with anybody unless some seriously obvs canon moments come up, but even if Sasuke does come back etc he doesn’t deserve her. Any relationship they had in the future would be emotionally abusive and she doesn’t deserve that.

You were the first ship I ever looked up smut for as a young girl, and I thank you for that seriously dirty (great) path you set me on, but it’s time for me to let go now, for my sake and for Sakura’s


I wanted to know what happened in Naruto this week so I cheated using Japanese Google and Google Translate…I won’t post any of the other results because they are mildly spoilerific and actually made sense…but oh man…I hope that this is actually in this week’s manga :P




2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion 

The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties. 




Yo even though I’m a girl and Chinese, I need to speak up. It’s fine to talk and discuss about social issues, but if that’s all your partner would talk about, and if your partner keeps telling you that you can’t have an opinion, fucking break up with them.

Seriously, why are people cheering for the partner mentioned? She literally told him he did not have an opinion. She told him to never say a word of disagreement to him, just because of his gender and race. That’s emotional abuse. Good. Break up with her. You don’t need her.

You’re all disgusting people if you think that the partner was right to act like a total douche to him. 

See, the funny thing about commenters like you is that you think you’re smart and have moral high ground but you’re either intellectually dishonest or so fucking daft that you just don’t get it. It’s like you’re missing the joke but you think you’re all the better for it. It’s very fucking obvious to anyone who…has been around people who are dumped/is familiar with anti-SJs/is familiar with the festering wound that is Tumblr in Action/is not 5 years old that his retelling of events is biased, whiny, immature, and inaccurate. Literally everything about this is funny, but if you really don’t get it…I’ll explain it to you like you’re 5, and this will hopefully be the last reply I make to this effect.

1) Chances are, she didn’t only want to talk about social issues. Members of dominant groups simply feel put upon when they have to discuss social issues at all, particularly when they/we are not able to resort to their/our usual monopolization of the conversation or bullying and silencing tactics. People don’t like feeling guilty.

2) He used the phrase “SJW.” There is literally no way you are anything but a giant baby when you use that phrase unironically. No human being with a rich and full intellectual or emotional life has ever uttered such a phrase seriously.

3) No one ever says “You’re white and male so you can’t have an opinion.” That’s a huge tipoff right there that he’s an unreliable narrator. If you don’t know that it’s a lot more nuanced than that, then well, I don’t know if you can be helped. I hope you pick up some books or do something other than smelling your own farts and going on reddit. Godspeed.

4) The Elliott Rodger shooting was very fucking political. He killed more men than women only due to the fortuity that his plan was not fully realized. His agenda was outlined in a manifesto of over 130 pages, and includes lines such as  ”women should not have the right to choose who to mate and breed with” and “women themselves would have to be abolished.” Literally everything about his manifesto was a transparent revelation of his entitlement, his virulent misogynistic and white supremacist views. If you can’t recognize this, you are probably too far gone for the whole “picking up a book” thing I recommended. 

5) Others have brought this up in the notes, but how convenient that he can say that she hated him because he was male and white (which like, wouldn’t be oppressive in the first place, so uh…who cares) instead of the likely reality that he was sexist and racist. That’s probably why she broke up with him.

6) He wrote some line about how she used to take care of him and love him. Grow the fuck up dude, she’s not your mom. He feels entitled to being in a relationship with her, which is immature at best and abusive at worst. People grow out of each other, people grow up, and adults move the fuck on. They don’t whine on reddit. 

7) He’s on a fucking subreddit that is a meta Tumblr In Action subreddit. I mean, come the fuck on. What isn’t funny about that. He’s complaining on reddit, on a subreddit dedicated to discussion of a subreddit dedicated to mocking and dehumanizing people about how he felt put upon by dating someone. He’s complaining about his relationship issues and life problems on a subreddit. A subreddit that is not in fact, /r/relationships.

8) The people complaining about me making this post are actually either a) entirely unaware of what Tumblr in Action is (a horrible place that does far worse than post Mariah Carey gifs on posts from PEOPLE’S PERSONAL BLOGS) and/or b) branding me as a straw feminist or SJW, and thus hypocritical to judge people, or going against my own views. When like, I don’t identify as a social justice blogger, I’m not a liberal, I’m not looking for equality, and making fun of people is a hobby of mine; this was delicious - there is nothing more piquant than a whiny redditor saying his SJW ex broke his heart. It’s not your personal blog, dude. Also, like, was reddit really the best place to let this out? No friends to talk to? 

This was perfection. This is entirely in line with my character and ideology.


tl;dr for fuck’s sake you stupid, whiny, hypocritical tumblr UwU babies, there’s a reason this post has thousands of notes that are mostly laughing at this fuckboy

I think this was my favourite response yet of yours

I wanted to know what happened in Naruto this week so I cheated using Japanese Google and Google Translate…I won’t post any of the other results because they are mildly spoilerific and actually made sense…but oh man…I hope that this is actually in this week’s manga :P

Day 1 - Favourite Male Character

Shikamaru Nara

I know this is a very common one, but Shikamaru IS pretty excellent. I always loved how he’s the only ‘genius’ in the series not to be a complete prick at one point or another, and who would rather focus his genius on helping his comrades than himself.

Plus points for Shikamaru - he’s prettier than Neji or Sasuke, he’s a great friend, I can relate in so many ways to them ‘I just want to lie down and watch the clouds’ feels, he always tries to be as normal and in the background as possible, but he’s totally a main character in this series and he knows it (see omake where he renames Naruto Shippuden to Shikamaru Shippuden). You can comfortably ship this guy with anyone as well - like, I have a primary ship for him, but ShikaNaru, ShikaSaku, ShikaCho, ShikaShika’scutesmirk - they all work.